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John R. HallIn front of the world, President Trump and his administration tripled down on his delusional and paranoid claim that former President Obama ordered wiretapping of him, of Trump Tower, and on Trump’s Team. In doing so, two of America’s most trusted stalwart allies, the Germans and the British, were forced into Trump’s Swamp.

 

On March 16, 2017, Slaughterhouse press secretary Sean Spicer gave a former New Jersey judge, Andrew Napolitano, who alleged on Fox News that Obama “went outside the chain of command” and used a British spy agency so that there were “no American fingerprints” on surveillance of Trump, an international stage and a worldwide voice, and thereby credence to the crazed former judge’s baseless allegation. Spicer, from the Slaughterhouse’s press room, while standing behind the podium with the seal of the President of the United States blazing in front of him, regurgitated Napolitano’s claim that Britain’s spy agency eavesdropped on Trump at the request of Obama.

 

Aghast, the British spy agency, Britain’s Government Communications Headquarters (GCHQ), in an extremely rare and angry press communique, soundly rejected that absurd claim as “ridiculous.”

 

NBC News reported: “’Recent allegations made by media commentator Judge Andrew Napolitano about GCHQ being asked to conduct ‘wire tapping’ against the then president-elect are nonsense,’ the agency said in a statement. ‘They are utterly ridiculous and should be ignored.’

 

“Prime Minister Theresa May’s spokesman told reporters that the UK government had ‘made clear’ to the White House that the GCHQ claims should be ignored and had received assurances in return that they will not be repeated,” NBC’s article explained.

 

The day after Spicer spewed Napolitano’s nonsense, Slaughterhouse officials spoke with enraged British officials hoping to waylay their observations that America’s executive branch is completely deranged. “(British) Ambassador Kim Darroch and Sir Mark Lyall expressed their concerns to Sean Spicer and General McMaster. Mr. Spicer and General McMaster explained that Mr. Spicer was simply pointing to public reports, not endorsing any specific story,” the Slaughterhouse said in a statement, according to a press pool report that was reported by NBC News.

 

That notwithstanding, after that statement, Spicer said that he doesn’t regret what he said about the British intelligence agency being involved in tapping Trump, and rebuked any reports that he apologized by saying, “I don’t think we regret anything. We literally listed a litany of media reports that are in the public domain,” thereby Spicer tripled down.

 

Trump, not to be outdone by a measly minion such as Spicer, embarrassed and horrified the articulate, gracious and honorable Chancellor of Germany, Angela Merkel. In a joint press conference with Merkel, Trump was asked by a foreign journalist about his administration’s claim that Britain assisted Obama in wiretapping him. His response was that Spicer had simply quoted a “a talented lawyer” who appears regularly on Fox News. “’We said nothing,’ argued Trump. ‘All we did was quote a certain very talented legal mind who was the one responsible for saying that on television,’” The Guardian reported.

 

The Guardian further stated: “The US president added: ‘You shouldn’t be talking to me, you should be talking to Fox.’ Fox News distanced itself […] from the original claim of British eavesdropping made by its ‘senior judicial analyst’, Andrew Napolitano, a former judge.

 

“Shephard Smith, a Fox News anchor, said Judge Andrew Napolitano commented on the morning show Fox & Friends that he has sources who say British intelligence was involved in surveillance at Trump Tower.

 

“’Fox News cannot confirm Judge Napolitano’s commentary. Fox News knows of no evidence of any kind that the now President of the United States was surveilled at any time, in any way, full stop,’ Smith said,” The Guardian article recounted.

 

Trump went on to remind Merkel that her cell phone was tapped during the Obama administration by saying, “at least we have something in common, perhaps.” To which a bewildered Merkel could only stare at Trump in total disbelief that a President of the United States of America would utter such a flippant remark at a joint press conference with the world watching.

 

So, this is what America has come to – accusing its greatest ally of criminal collusion with a former president in illegal wiretapping operations, and embarrassing another critical ally in front of the world. Trump is truly terrible. He is dangerous. He is delusional; he is paranoid – and he must go.

 

Maybe someone could plant the idea that strawberries are missing from the Slaughterhouse, and that they were stolen by Obama. That would trigger Trump to go on an insane search for a missing key that allowed the strawberries to be taken. In desperation, Trump might order a preemptive nuclear strike to prevent further pilfering of strawberries. That would surely be the final straw, and the few rational people left in the government would be justified by intervening and relieving the Tweeter in Chief of his duties; thereby saving America, in much the same way Hollywood’s USS Caine was saved from the crazed fictitious Commander Queeg.

 

Well, why not? It seems like I am watching a movie of a futuristic U.S. government hellbent on destruction and not my government of the people, by the people, for the people.

 

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