NOTE: The below piece is satire and is based upon The Aristocrats which is “a taboo-defying off-color joke that has been told by numerous stand-up comedians since the vaudeville era. It relates the story of a family trying to get...
The houselights are flickering in the lobby. Signaling that the performers are prepared to perform. I did not want to see this play. If fact, I have been trying to find my exit since November 6, 2016, but alas,...