“It is not necessary to accept the choices handed down to you by life as you know it.” — Dr. Hunter S. Thompson.
But forgoing a revolt led by you, or a compete collapse of the system, which is a distinct possibility starting on inauguration day 2017, then here’s the “terms” man—and by god we’ll enforce ’em!
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Finally, users agree to lead a life that would make Horatio Alger proud, and should peruse our privacy statement too.
