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Meeting John Malkovich
The title of this piece should be “Driving John Malkovich,” because yours truly did just that. It was surreal, to say the least, because it happened while I was driving for Lyft.
I’m not easily impressed with celebrity—especially these days, when anyone with a phone has...
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James Gallagher provides editing services to Hunting for Thompson through his company, Castle Walls Editing. With more than twenty-five years of experience, James performs work for a variety of clients and is a member of ACES: The Society for Editing and the Editorial Freelancers Association. James also edited Red, White, and the Blues.
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Christmas Message 2016
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